Golfers and their wifes

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Golfers and their wifes

My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some we hadn't
seen for quite a while, and everyone was encouraged to bring their
children as well.
   All during dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old kept staring
at me. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring at me.
   I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair
in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me. I tried my best to
just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.
   I finally asked her, "Why are you staring at me?" Everyone at the
table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet, everyone
curious and eager to hear her response.
   The little girl said "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a
fish."