Stranded golfer...

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Scott Rushing
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Stranded golfer...

A golfer had been stranded on a desert island for ten years and in that time hadn't seen another living person. Then one day a beautiful blonde stepped out of the sea wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She went over to him and started to caress his long beard.

"How long is it since you last had a cigarette?" She asked

"Ten years," he answered

She slowly unzipped a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and produced a box of cigarettes and some matches.

"I've been desperate for a cigarette," he gasped.

When he had finished his cigarette she said, "And how long is it since you tasted whisky?"

"Ten years," he replied.

She slowly unzipped a waterproof pocket on her right sleeve and brought out a bottle of whisky.

"This is unbelievable," he said and drank half of the whisky. "I'd forgotten how good whisky tasted."

The blonde began unzipping the long fastening at the front of her wet suit and whispered seductively, "How long has it been since you last had some real fun?"

The man couldn't believe his luck, "Don't tell me," he said, "you've got a set of golf clubs in there."